I’m a Celeb! is back at Gwrych Castle once more, with British celebs ranging from DJs to news presenters tackling a variety of challenges and oversharing far too much about their bodily fluids on live television.
Whilst our team at Wildfire doesn’t have to deal with too many bodily fluids as a Leeds SEO agency, we certainly deal with our own gruesome trials in the digital marketing world! Learn what makes our skin crawl and nearly makes us scream: “I’m a Digital Marketer, Get Me Out of Here!” below.
Google Updates
Working with Google and their algorithm changes is like sleeping with spiders on your pillow in a Welsh Castle. Everything goes fine for a time, and you might even sleep soundly. But once a spider decides to strike, things aren’t going back to normal any time soon.
Google’s algorithm changes suddenly and can take a number one ranking webpage into the Castle Clink of page two. Whisper “New Google Algorithm Update” to any SEO expert, and they’ll feel like a spider is crawling on their back!
Terrible backlinks
When they first show off the location for each season with a sweeping drone shot, it can almost seem like an idyllic location. It’s only when you spend around three weeks worth of episodes watching ex-footballers failing challenges that you understand how much that place must suck.
Terrible backlinks are like the creepy crawlies lurking in a beautiful forest. No matter how optimized and gorgeous a site is, a few dodgy paid-for backlinks decimate any chance of improving SEO for a while. Disavowing 1500 backlinks will leave any digital marketer wishing they were sticking their hand in a tarantula box instead.
Slow PageSpeed
There are no stars for a contestant who can’t complete a challenge, and it’s the same deal for your website. Many factors can leave your site struggling, like this year’s 40-something-year old ex-TV presenter, from unoptimized pages to shoddy servers.
Even when a website looks perfect on paper, if you don’t rise to the challenge and ensure proper hosting is secured, you’ll leave even the toughest digital marketer wishing they could get out of there!
As you can see, there’s a lot of trials and tribulations that come with digital marketing. If you’re not in the mood to deal with the pitfalls and hardships of the digital jungle, trust Wildfire Marketing today. Our team of SEO experts, web dev gurus and social media savants are here to reignite your marketing and get your digital presence felt without the hassle. So contact us today to begin your journey or learn more about the digital marketing world with our other guides.
